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An $18.00 Martini? Do I Get to Keep the Barstool?
5 Comments Published by Bill November 30th, 2006 in I Need a Drink.We’re your customers. That’s right, we pay your bills - so listen up. If we weren’t already dizzy from the Martini, the $18.00 tab you presented for the lone libation certainly set our heads spinning. Let’s see, with a cheapo $2.00 tip - that comes to $20.00 for a drink. We can buy an acceptable [...]
World’s Most Uncomfortable Barstool
3 Comments Published by Bill September 26th, 2006 in I Need a Drink.We’re your customers. That’s right, we pay your bills – so listen up. Why are your barstools so uncomfortable? Do you really want us to jump ship and move to another bar where we can adjust our attitude in comfort? Before you defend your barstools, sit in one for thirty minutes without getting up. Do [...]
