Archive for November, 2006
An $18.00 Martini? Do I Get to Keep the Barstool?
5 Comments Published by Bill November 30th, 2006 in I Need a Drink.We’re your customers. That’s right, we pay your bills - so listen up. If we weren’t already dizzy from the Martini, the $18.00 tab you presented for the lone libation certainly set our heads spinning. Let’s see, with a cheapo $2.00 tip - that comes to $20.00 for a drink. We can buy an acceptable [...]
It’s All in the Attitude
3 Comments Published by Bill November 26th, 2006 in Do Unto Us – Or Else.We’re your customers. That’s right, we pay your bills - so listen up. We might forgive you for leaving the salt out of the beans; for too-thick vegetables julienne; for a tasteless soup; for an occasional tough chicken fried steak. Maybe even for making us wait a bit too long to be seated or for [...]
We’re your customers. That’s right, we pay your bills - so listen up. Why can’t you remember what we ordered? It’s not like you’ve been on a sabbatical. Consider the difference. One competent, professional waiter delivers hot food from the kitchen and carefully places the correct plate in front of each of us at the table [...]
