Archive for September, 2006
World’s Most Uncomfortable Barstool
3 Comments Published by Bill September 26th, 2006 in I Need a Drink.We’re your customers. That’s right, we pay your bills – so listen up. Why are your barstools so uncomfortable? Do you really want us to jump ship and move to another bar where we can adjust our attitude in comfort? Before you defend your barstools, sit in one for thirty minutes without getting up. Do [...]
We’re your customers. That’s right, we pay your bills – so listen up. We can’t see a thing in here. We’ve been in coalmines with more light. “Excuse me, but is this the wine list or the menu? Oh, I apologize, I thought you were a waitperson.†We feel like a blind man in a [...]
We’re your drive-thru customers. The ones who pay your bills – so listen up. Ok, let’s admit it, we occasionally find ourselves in your takeout drive-thru line, particularly on football nights. Why can’t we understand anything your menu board says? It’s not a lot of fun sitting out here talking to a backlighted piece of [...]
